Pardon My French...

Non-English speakers don't really get why I'm giggling all the time. Here are just a few examples:

Asse: The Belgian town Janee and Hary are looking at houses in.

Key fuck: "How are you" in Arabic, for a man.

Daim: A Swedish brand of toffee. Milka also makes a Daim (good) chocolate bar.

Hella: Arabic for "now"

Bonus points if you use more than one in the same sentence. With a straight face.

In other news, Janee and I are going on a day trip to France tomorrow!